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PostSubject: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:13 pm

How to play:

State the name of your not-so-super anti-hero.
Describe their unpopular, useless and unsuccessful super power.
Optionally: provide an absurdly overwrought "scientific" name of the super power.


Example:

Slow Line Lad

Super power:  Uncanny ability to always pick the slowest line. Every lane his car shifts into on the Expressway quickly slows to a crawl.  Every check-out line he picks at the grocery store is rapidly revealed to be populated by 3 people all paying for everything with pennies and the biggest pile of coupons anybody has ever seen, staffed by a 13-year-old clerk who is having a long chat on the phone with their poopy friend about something completely inane in a language that sounds like complete gibberish, and the terminal has just run out of paper tape.

Scientific name of this super power: Semper temper tardissimis

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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:14 pm

Guy Who Can't Read Inside an Airport Guy.

Amazing ability to ignore or just completely block out all letters and numbers once through airport security. Perfectly capable of reading most things outside the secure area, once inside able to get lost in one of the most sign friendly places on earth. Commonly seen talking to me while I am rushing between flights. Commonly overheard can be things like "Sir that gate is right behind you with the large GATE 68 sign and the flashing red letters that say Tulsa."

Scientific Name: Every Passenger I Talk To
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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:00 am

Power to morph into a 84 year old demented Polish woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:25 pm

I wish that I was creative so that I could do something like this. I enjoy reading others' stories, though!
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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:31 am

I have the power of hindsight!

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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:51 am

Can't put a USB stick in first try the right way MAN

The power to always put a USB Plug in the wrong way at least three times before getting it right. No matter if it's his phone charger, his mouse and keyboard, or anything else with a usb connector on it, he always tries once, then twists around, then tries again the other way, and then repeats until realising the first way was right, he just failed.

Technical Term: Everyone
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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Sat Sep 19, 2015 5:40 am

Thats one good one! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:29 am

The Life Story Magnet

This unfortunate soul is doomed to listen to the life stories of mild acquaintances, distant relatives and complete strangers, no matter how inappropriate the story and situation may be. His kind features and excessive politeness make him a prime candidate for life-story repository. He could be late for an appointment, out running an errand, or just trying to get through an awkward party, but his super listening and empathic powers are too much for mere mortals with stories to resist. If you see this man in action, kindly distract the story teller for him so he can be on his way.
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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:33 pm

Excellent!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Unpopular, Useless and Unsuccessful Super Powers   Sun Sep 27, 2015 12:26 pm

Rant-inducer Guy

The ability to inadvertently set someone off on their favorite rants by touching on a subject in casual conversations. On particularly good days this power will result in the full red-faced, drool-spiting, very loud rant that attracts attention from everyone in a 1000 yard radius.

Scientific Name = Inductor Vociferaris
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